I Didn't Play With Barbies And Other Reasons I'm Not Cool

I didn't play with Barbies. Or any of those dolls that allow you to give them makeovers with play makeup or by cutting their hair. As a result, I'm cosmetically challenged and have suffered a series of bad haircuts. These are my confessions.

Sunday, November 28, 2004

Giving Thanks For Barry Manilow

I bet you're expecting me to write an extensive recap of my Thanksgiving. It consisted of me going to St. Louis, consuming coma-inducing amounts of triptofan and then doing my A.P homework. In short, it sucked hard. I did however see the new movie starring his Deppness...Finding Neverland. I laughed, I cried, I swooned over Depp. It was great.

I celebrated my homecoming by visiting Walmart, Mecca of the Midwest. Walmart, by the way has the most limited CD and shoe selection in the history of retail. While finding seven copies of *Barry Manilow's Greatest Hits may be a joyous occasion for some I would appreciate it if I could find more CDs I would actually listen to. I did, however, find a new pair of boots plus a new black, button down shirt. This made me happy. Yay for new, cheap, apparell at 'always low' prices.


* I did not actually find seven copies of Barry Manilow's Greatest Hits. It was merely an example I felt described Walmart music department's inconsistency of artist representation. I extend my sincerest appologies to any Barry Manilow fans offended by this post.

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